my feet as roads

Pretending my feet are roads, and all the microscopic creatures who no doubt congregate on the tops of my feet every day to lick the salt from my skin are runaway trucks driven by brain-dead maniacs,
burning to find some dark seedy motel, where they'll unleash their horrifying cargo upon the world.

Sorry about dumping all

Sorry about dumping all these--wanted to gather all this goofy stuff before I lost it, and actually had time today.

Don't be sorry

I'm enjoying it.

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