A man fell in love

A man fell in love with his fingernails. No
actually he fell
in love with smashing his fingernails
with a hammer. Well no actually he
fell in love with the sound his voice made when
he screamed when he smashed his
fingernails with a hammer. But he did it so
much he lost his voice. So now he goes
everywhere making that voice you make when
you smash your fingernails with a hammer, but
no sound comes out. And because of that,
everyone thinks he's weird.