all about the oil

pay for gas first. don't pay for gas

first. lift nozzle, press button. or

press button twice with no nozzle lift

all of them claiming to have the cleanest

restroom and yet me knowing they must know

that i know they can't all possibly have the

cleanest restroom facilities and some indeed being

rather rancid and 'hi-way-ish' if you like.

like this one - i can't remember which

state at the moment - where they

had all these hand printed signs

like they'd taken hours and hours

to scrawl out and tape up their

thoughts on the matter of them

working there and you visiting

there to buy gas and water and

or whatever else they sell and

perhaps use their facilities &

stretch out a bit, how many

miles to go - listening to

mapquest.com directions

good at the macro and

bad at the micro -

slight right it

advised as i

asked a

gentleman

and a lady

outside bloomingdales

somewhere in the nations capital -

driving

flipping

stopping

station

to

station