MUG rejection letter...

Dear POET'S NAME:

We here at MUG are sorry, but at this time
your words don't pass muster for the type
of site we're constructing - by poets
for poets (and a crazy part-time
code hacker thrown in too).

We deeply regret not allowing you to join
our community at the moment. Please do not
let this be a discouragement. You really
truly are a wonderful writer.

You know, I bet if you submitted something
to poetry.com they would offer to include
it in a book! Really! Try right now; type
in http://www.poetry.com and sign-up (they
will accept poets of all calibres) and enter
your poetry. In no time you will be mega-poetry-
famous and we here at MUG will regret not letting
you in to our little poetry club with the same
26 letters and a few symbols being used over
and over and over again in different combinations.

Maybe one day someone here will 'get it right' you
know? Maybe one day you will come back and be
accepted into the poetry hack club that is
known as MUG.

Hey, at least it's not a form rejection letter,
eh?

Isn't there a bright side? That's what I used to
tell myself as some college mag or another turned
down yet another one of my poems?

So, sir, until next time we meet or don't meet, this
is MUG saying ... keep writing - just not
for us at this time.

Thanks,
kpaul
http://www.mallasch.com/mug/