never use a big word when a diminutive

(CRAP KPAUL I WANT A LONGER TITLE. IT WAS STUPPESED TO B (and i quote) never use a big word when a diminuitive one will suffice! and so, thusly, do i write tediiouslee long sentances because i am a contrarian (no i'm not! yes i am!) and it causes a stir in people and 4 b4 2u d-late. wookah wookah wookie pooh i like wookie pooh beer bear the care bear cousin from the other stations (UHF as opposed to VHF) and wookie wookie wookah loo i think my poem is a kangaroo!

JUMP

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JUMP

just holla back girl
bout those bananas u
know the bee aye en
aye en aye ess.

i hate life
i hate you too
give me a two
on MUG and i'll be so very deliciosuly blue like a smurf - blue - blue - blue and black, my favorite color is like the smurf beat up in a windmill chasing fantasy with gargamel and blahblah mel torme!

whoopie whoopie wookie!

SO WHAT DID U ALL LOZERS THINK?!!