ShamWow PowWow Wow!
Submitted by Pitchmen Poetics on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 10:43pm.
ShamWow!
ShamWow Now!
Mighty ShamWow
Soaks it up!
Soaks it up ...
fast!
Soaks it up
slooooooooow!
(with emphasis now...)
ShamWOW!
Buy it now?
Yeah, buy it now.
Two for one?
Yeah! Two for one!
For real?
Maybe?
Shamwow?
Yeah. Wow.
Right?
Shamwow....
Shamwoooooooow...
You want to buy one just
to cuddle with at night
like a pet rock but soft
and you can name your
shamwow and no one
will tell...
Shamwow.
When?
Now.
wow
Is this available at my local retailer?
online
online, online ;)
just having a little fun.