when i first saw her

when i first saw her
she was sitting across from me
smoking a cigarette
and staring at a wooden something in the corner of the room.

and i asked myself why;
why is this violently attractive woman
sitting here
saying nothing
just staring at the corner of the room?

i turned to look
but it was too dark:
all i could see
was a little protusion
that looked like a nose.

after some deliberation
curiosity got me
so i walked over to the corner
and seized the nose in my hand.

and it was a dick.